Roan

An epic gamer. An absolute legend. Will beat you at Fortnite, Club Penguin, Minecraft, Flappy Golf 2, Pokémon Go, Roblox, and pretty much anything.

Has a HUGE penis. Everyone looks up to him. Great sense of humor. Insanely hot. Biggest ass ever known to mankind. Legend has it that if you grab his ass you will pass out and wake up worshiping him for the rest of your life. Will cancel plans to work on Destroy Dick December. Has a pornucopia that you don’t know about hidden on his computer. Sex God. Basically the most amazing thing to ever happen to anyone who ever lays eyes upon this glorious creation.

Guy #1: “Hey when are we hanging out?”
Guy #2: “Sorry, I saw a fucking ROAN yesterday and I need to stay home for the next month and stare at the picture I took of him.”
Guy #1: NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS CAN I PLEASE COME OVER AND JERK OFF TO THE PICTURE WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WTF OMFG I’LL GIVE ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS TO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE PLEASE IF YOU DON’T LET ME LOOK AT IT I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!”

by Epic_Gamer _69 December 7, 2018

Roanoke Rapids, NC

A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.

I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-

by Da Wizard Of OZ January 24, 2011

Regan

A sweet girl. She is very intelligent, Hilarious. She loves to dance and dance she does. She loves to play Video games and she will never give up. Regan is a girl you want to meet because it will brighten your day to see her. She may not think she is pretty or beautiful but she is extremely so, If you ever meet her let her know because it may mean the world to her. She the best girl on campus be it college, high school or middle school

I love Regan! She is a delight

by Chloe Conway September 16, 2017

roanan

Kind hearted. Brave, sweet, one who is always there for others.

Be a Roanan.

by Fart noise December 19, 2016

Roanoke College

Otherwise known as roanoke country club. Education not necessary, just pastel polos, boat shoes, seersucker shorts, and your trust fund. Welcome to preppy paradise-an oasis of well-to-do uppermiddle/upper class students in bright Lilly dresses and popped J.Crew polo collars.

The most important part of being a student at Roanoke College is choosing which polo and pair of chinos goes best together.

by Laugh.Cry.Juicy. July 20, 2009

roanoke college

basically a college that consists of some of the most vapid and fatuous minds in the country.

the men's soccer team are a bunch of grimy players who love to take advantage of women. and the women's soccer team are easy, no-self respect containing, sluts.

"i go to roanoke college, therefore i do not know what the words vapid and fatuous even mean."

"i play on roanoke college's soccer team. if you sleep with me, and i'll leave you with an STD."

by fableva May 8, 2010

Reganaut

A young, ambitious go-getter. See That Guy

“Two 80s Reganauts could rule the world.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004