Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

by Tree removal November 20, 2020

boomer remover

Another name for the coronavirus Covid-19.

So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.

Mr. X: "Hey Vinny, *cough cough* I got the stuff!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"

by Smellycat OnDaProwl March 13, 2020

pantie remover

An alcoholic beverage that does not taste like alcohol and often has a sweet or pleasant taste and which results in excessive drunkenness generally from the female persuasion. In other words, a drink which gets girls (and some guys) trashed without them realizing it but not illegal like a roofy.

Charlie: The Danish exchange student came over to my place last night for drinks and Nintendo.
Matt: Oh yeah, how that go?
Charlie: Great! I fed her pantie removers, showed my duck-hunt skills and she was mine!
Matt: Nice...

by cabern June 13, 2010

picking up the remote

hand job

this girl picked up the remote last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

spin the wii remote

similar to spin the bottle, but really middle class

gay middle class guy 1: i feel like a badman, lets play spin the bottle
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote

by pdaykz September 10, 2010

remodelation

Apparently, the act of "Re-modeling" something. Having to do with construction work.

A man in Maryland is known for being "a contractor and doing remodelation" work. (As seen on the side of his truck)

by Killgasm June 28, 2009

nail polish remover

Rikolov or other cheap shitty vodka. It is so dubbed because of its aftertaste which is very rough and burns, hypothesized to be similar to the taste of nail polish remover.

After several shots of nail polish remover, I couldn't feel my throat despite the hole that had burned through it as if I had been drinking draino.

by iJScruff April 21, 2007