Remorse

rɪˈmors noun:

1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.

I briefly felt a tinge of remorse after sleeping with your wife, but then I thought "who gives a fuck?"....and went to the bar for a beer and karaoke.

by Shane C Gray December 18, 2012

Jackie's Remorse

Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.

Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.

by Nov't April 10, 2009

Porn Remorse

The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.

Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.

5 minutes later

Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.

6 hours later

Me: Porn Remorse

by CRad49 November 25, 2009

Volunteer's remorse

When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.

I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.

by scribbled out August 25, 2013

fucker's remorse

when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.

by daring debby June 16, 2011

remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018