released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

Relevant Promo

when you receive attention from someone popular or relevant.

Omg kenya gave me that relevant promo when she retweeted my tweet.

by sipstea2001 July 10, 2016

Relegation Station

Electric Vehicle charging stations.

Since electric vehicles take so long to charge, you are stuck in one place for hours while your life slowly passes you by, you have a few birthdays before it reaches 50%, and paleontologist began to study your remains.

I would LOVE to meet you for dinner, but I’ve been at this relegation station for two hours and won’t make the round trip if I leave now.

I wish that I had an ICE (internal combustion engine) car; I could’ve filled up with gas in two minutes, yet I’m chained to this Relegation Station.

by Super Newby January 27, 2018

Relebant

Someone trying too hard to be relevant

Catherine sure is relebant

That young puppy sure relebant in this senior dog club

by fatoboist June 11, 2018

releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020