mary reid

mary reid is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. she loves mountains and everything to do with the outdoors. she loves animals and reading and has a passion for the history of the world. she is beautiful and will always do what's necessary to help a friend.

"Mary Reid is literally the best, I don't know how I survived without her for so long!"

by literallyjustafluffycow May 24, 2022

Reid

HE HAS A PP THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING TWIN TOWERS OK HE HAS TWO FUCKING DICKS. (not anymore)

-has back spasm- screams "REID HAS A GIANT COCK"

by AHHHHH THE PEE SOCK! NOT GOOD! May 31, 2022

Reid

He is the cutest and funniest boy you will ever meet <3

I like Reid <3

by Silverwish09 June 3, 2022

Reid

Reid, is a very hot man, he makes me jizz.

I love reid, he makes me jizz.

by Krunn June 4, 2022

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is the most annoying and sad person I have ever laid my eyes upon

Person: Hey have you heard about Spencer Reid?
Person 2: Yeah he’s dum

by katecallahanisthebest December 17, 2021

Harry Reid

Noun
Sex move

The act of slamming ass with a 1st chair clarinet who hasn't trimmed ages, and the resonant harmonics of dick on pubes creates a fart in the key of Big O Major.

This one time, at band camp, I gave Boomqueefa the Harry Reid. It felt like greased velvet.

by T Bola la la la la la December 28, 2021

Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.

Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!

by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022