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Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.
That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
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reclusinating

the act of insects/spiders/small mammals congregating in a human anus
"My arse hurts. I think something's reclusinating up there."
by bufuegypt April 1, 2023
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Recuerdo

A large shit after a long day. Usually associated with the act of defecating in someone else's restroom. It is used in sentences as "leaving a gift".
Lenny, bota deixar deixar ganda recuerdo nos alemães?
Quando chegar a casa vou deixar um recurdo.
by Tocano August 9, 2023
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bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.
In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”
by Caiptean August 29, 2009
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tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.
Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
by juleskills December 18, 2010
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Punctuation Recession

When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.
Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?
by fakename!!123!! January 11, 2011
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Brown recluse

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!
by zBrinks February 7, 2017
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