Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010

rectangles and circles

1. the cash & coin form of money.

2. dollars & cents

Rectangles and circles is obviously the most wanted in the real world.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 23, 2011

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

rectafluvia

The invisible and odourless contaminant that arseholes give off and which suck the joy and fun out of (especially social) situations.

The party was excellent until Jeff arrived. His rectafluvia ripped the heart out of it and with half an hour everyone had left.

by rhettcagoul July 23, 2012

rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

rectal rampage

Taking a burning shit after eating spicy food.

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE

by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016