road-head

A blowjob that takes place inside a moving vehicle.

Whenever I politely ask my girlfriend to give me road-head, she always freaks out even if I offer to grab the wheel for her.

by Cheedy January 18, 2009

road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005

road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.

Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.

by Seymour Birkhoff December 16, 2011

road nigger

A bicyclist using public roads.

I nearly hit three road niggers because they don't follow basic traffic laws!

by hate filled love November 7, 2012

road hank

When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...

-Where'd Sarah go? Did she get dropped off?

-Nah, she's in there...givin' ROAD HANK!

by Fredersss May 29, 2005

Road Buzz

The act of a woman receiving pleasure by putting her phone on vibrate and placing it between her legs while driving. She then request that calls or text be sent to her phone in order to give her an orgasm.

My girl called me and said that she was driving home and needed some Road Buzz so I called her back six times. She returned the favor while we were on our way to the movies by giving me Road Head.

by Guardian29 May 8, 2010

road burger

Refers to the items purchased from a fast food restaurant, that are specifically obtained as something to eat, on the way home, before the main meal is consumed. The majority of road burger users are heavy people but are not limited only to fatties. It is tradition that the road burger be purchased from the dollar menu and may be substituted by a large order of fries, a shake, or nuggets.

Wow! That fatty just drove by with two road burgers, one in each hand, and is holding the steering wheel with her gut! Mmmh!

by teachmehowtodougie2 June 15, 2011