Retard

Teammates on the game Call of Duty, all of them

Can a single one of you retards get on a point.

by MiniGrunt January 24, 2021

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023

Retard

A destiny 2 player

Guy 1 : yo wanna play some destiny

Guy 2 : No! What are you a retard?

by DruPeeTesticles June 7, 2021

Retard

You

Your a retard for searching retard

by Walter the dog August 7, 2020

Retard

That buckethead Megatron

“That retard megatron couldn’t even lead himself out of a paper bag! So that’s why I should be the leader of the decepticons!”

by Totallynotstarscream January 4, 2021

Retarded

Zander and Paxton

Person 1: Oh you see those 2 guys making up shit to start shit
Person 2 : Those kids are retarded
Person 1: No it's Paxton and Zander

by ohlolimpetty34 May 29, 2018

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019