Quantum Singularity

Jesus of Nazareth's genitals

Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?

Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!

Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!

Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!

Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.

by Grimmee March 28, 2009

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.

"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.

I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.

by alteregoboy December 12, 2008

quantum phsysics

To defy any Newtonian law of physics, mostly refers to spontaneous teleportation.

Ship in a Bottle, the ship just quantum physics'd into the bottle.

I will quantum phsysics into the girl's locker room.

by Abetterpotato May 24, 2010

Quantum Sponge

A cutie who has an amazing sense of humor but 99% of the time they are a complete moron

"Man you are acting like such a Quantum Sponge right now"

by Quantum_Sponge February 27, 2021

Quantum Tunneled

To physically cause harm or damage to a woman’s cervix by pationent love making and thrusting of the hips.

Kevin- “I quantum tunneled that bitch last night the female doctor was impressed in the damaged I caused to my girlfriend”

by Get thw pitty dick out your mo March 15, 2019

Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.

He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.

by OMGR8US October 8, 2012