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Quantumporn

To find quantum physics arousing(literally fucking a book about quantum physics). To masturbate, also known as quantumbate (v; quantumbating) to a magazine of some-sort about quantum physics. People are also known to touch themselves when learning about quantum physics, to cum in their pants when hearing about quantum physics.
Dude- Hey i tried to look for porn on your computer, but.....

Other dude- I know. I need to tell you something...i like to jack off to quantumporn.

Dude- ahhh, not cool.

Other dude- i think i just came.
by MoskowSatch February 13, 2010
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Quantumpenisism

A very bad disease, where the man's penis is so small it can only be seen in the quantum realm. only .0001% of the population in the world has it.
Aiden: Broski! I heard that Alex went from Atomicpenisism to Quantumpenisism!

Everyone else: W H A T E V E N I S T H A T

Aiden: his penis can basically only be seen in the quantum realm now, may his dick rest in peace.

Everyone else: F
by PP Forest God November 10, 2020
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