vanwilder plan

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school

student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

by I dont get it im the owner of this email but you wont let me submit it June 11, 2006

Ass Plan

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

by Dr. g December 7, 2014

karma payment plan

A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not unlike that given from selling one's soul, often actually (but not always) resulting in misfortune.

Taken from the Modest Mouse song "Karma's Payment" and the unfailingly portentious cynicism of Isaac Brock.

"Remember that huge freaking electrical storm we had a couple weeks back? I stood out in the middle of it on the roof of like this chicken coop and held a metal guitar above my head. I didn't get struck by lightning, but I suppose that's just because God has something special, something much, much worse that he's saving for me."

My car broke down out in the street
The radiator sprung a leak
I met this guy, he said he could help me
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
We went to his house and did some speed
He said karma would pay for this deed
He got it fixed and he
Started to scare me...
I ditched him eventually
And came back for the van
The next morning
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
I went to LA the next day I got
Jacked in a really bad way
I can't tell you...
It's a long story.

by Homunculus March 30, 2005

5 year plan

American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).

"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."

"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."

by SidP April 5, 2005

a man a plan a canal panama

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.

guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

by sooperdooper1234abcdefg March 9, 2009

d-plan

Dartmouth College's term system.

Kristen will be off on in the fall and winter but off in the spring. Man oh man. Getting Parkhursted sure messed up her d-plan.

by Brian Reed August 21, 2006