cunt-punt 

when a girl has a foot abruptly shoved up her ass unexpectedly

pooh

cunt-punt by poopie'mcfey October 3, 2003

and punt 

to abort something in the works, and do something different

im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt

and punt by markiewiczm September 24, 2007

and punt 

Based on the saying in American football when a team fails on a third down conversion. In slang, 'and punt' is used as a segue in conversation. It's a way to change the topic of a conversation.

We've talked about this political fiasco long enough, so let me just say that politicians are lying two-faced doucebags...and punt!

and punt by amerikanidle September 17, 2007

putin-punt 

1) verb - to kick a girl as hard as you can in her vagina

2) noun - When Putin punts.

George: I totally putin-punted my ex gf last night! Ted: DUDE, LOL.

putin-punt by dariuszjanos March 10, 2011

Tamp-punt

While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.

Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"

Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.

Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."

Tamp-punt by aantlion August 10, 2009

Cunt Punt 

When you kick a girl in the vagina

Man 1: I really hate Aliyah.

Man 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna cunt punt her later.

Cunt Punt by Harry Johnson February 8, 2017

and punt 

a rip on someone for saying something stupid.

And punt! Jim said to everyone, after his idiot friend made another pointless comment.

and punt by Sven Thames September 15, 2007