1 definition by aantlion
While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.
Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"
Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.
Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"
Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.
Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."
by aantlion August 11, 2009