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product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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Prosuction

An accidental combination of "prosecution" and "suction", used to describe oral sex in a place of business.
Person 1: I heard Jim had his secretary give him prosuction a few days ago!

Person 2: Do you think he posted it online? His secretary's hot.
by Ilbert February 1, 2018
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productionate

Procrastinating so hard you go back to being productive just to say you’re busy
I didn’t want to do my homework so bad I productionated
by Nice Guy Reset June 11, 2018
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product-produced isolation

The malicious marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them. With their social interaction skills atrophied, the only way they can satisfy their innate need to interact with others is by consuming products.
Though he had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionately intelligent, like most Americans, product-produced isolation had gotten him to only interact with his family members, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derive his, in reality, dwindling self-esteem, identity and health by not walking. He also purchased one of the most powerful revolvers, books, watches, and other things, some of which he collected. But all that only led to his declining mental state, and to feel good he became an alcoholic. After attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a number of years, he stopped drinking and became an expensive cigar addict.
by but for August 9, 2018
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product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.
He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.
by but for August 9, 2018
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ProductionTakeTwo

A bipolar sick fuck that always leaves a game on developement state and goes to redmiint8's house so he can suck his dick
By the way, He knows LUA
hi do you know lua?
NO IM NOT PRODUCTIONTAKETWO!
by BipolarTakeTwo January 4, 2019
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
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