Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

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No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

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perma-munchies

to have smoked so much weed in one's life that one has the munchies all the time and/or gets the munchies at unexpected intervals

Even though Andrew didn't smoke today, his perma-munchies made him eat a plate of brownies and half a pizza after dinner.

by never.the.same December 12, 2008

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premartial sex

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

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permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.

this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!

by mvolfman February 25, 2011

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