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Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.
Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)
by Ben November 29, 2005
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PARANOiA

A 180-BPM song found on Dance Dance Revolution 1st Mix. It was remixed _17_ times. Remixes I know of include:
PARANOiA Rebirth
PARANOiA Evolution
PARANOiA KCET Clean Mix
PARANOiA Eternal
PARANOiA MAX (Dirty Mix)
PARANOiA Funky Bleep Mix
PARANOiA Jazzy Groove Mix
PARANOiA Survivor
PARANOiA Survivor MAX
PARANOiA Respect (the newest one, it's from DDR Party Mix or whatever the newest PS2 one is)
What retard remixed this song AGAIN?!
by Zer0Kataru December 20, 2003
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Paranoy

noun. A person who is paranoid. Someone who, unjustifiably projects the thoughts of others onto themselves in a negative manner.
Oh, don't worry about it. It wasn't something you did, Kevin P. is just a paranoy.
by M_dubble October 22, 2010
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Paranoyance

1) Being annoyed that some one is out to get you.
2) Being paranoid about haters.
3) Having clairvoyance about some one being annoyed and knowing they are coming for you.
The private detective had a keen sense of paranoyance when it came to adultery cases.
by RSJ2009 September 24, 2009
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Paranerd

He knows every word to every Paramore song. He's such a paranerd
by spacecowboi July 28, 2010
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paranoia

Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.

A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
Paranoid psychosis, a.k.a. 3 joints too quickly.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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