Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
see scum

Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's

by esworb October 1, 2005

Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

Poeskont

An Afrikaans word fusing puss and cunt POES=Pussy Kont=cunt.
Usually directed to somebody as an insult.

You're a useless poeskont

by Malibran October 4, 2009

Poets day

PISS OF EARLY TOMMOROWS SATDAY

Oi mick you gronk let’s boot this shithole it’s POETS day

by sf3c July 26, 2018

Polesworth

Polesworth, located in Warwickshire, is a small village in which the southern side of the village is disgusting and the northern side is fine. Don’t let the expensive, new houses of the south distract you from its drug ridden alleyways and chavvy culture. Stay in the North

‘Where’s she from?’

Polesworth

‘North or south?’

by fortnite biscuit December 31, 2018

Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.

'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'

by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005

poesy

(poetry and hypocrisy) utilizing poetry for morally objectionable means. quoting lines from love poems to coax a reluctant partner into bed.

person A: "Fool, you can't imagine how helpful this poesy stuff is"
person B: "Yeah, how'd you do it this time?"
person A: "I just quoted 'Wondrous Moment' by Pushkin and we were doing the no pants dance in no time!"

by mars0l July 6, 2009