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pastable

1. Something that could happen, but is made more likely when pasta is involved.

2. Also can be used to refer to ones ability to cook pasta.
1. Girl: Do you think you could pick me up from work?

Guy: I'm not too sure.

Girl: I'll make you pasta!

Guy: Alright, its pastable.

2. Wow you are really good at making pasta. Definitely digging your pastabilities.
by sixdollasforahotdog?! August 31, 2013
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favourite pasta recipe

Commonly used amongst patients in physch wards as to not alert nurses to what patients are actually talking about. Overall this means that somebody is having suicidal thoughts and to 'share your favourite pasta recipe' is to share ways of committing suicide. If you are felling suicidal please get help you are loved.
Patient 1: what is your favourite pasta recipe?
Patient 2: please don't get help i luv you!
by Brooklynineninefan101 August 2, 2020
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postal service

A slightly inde band created by some members from DCFC (Death Cab for Cutie). Most notably known from thier work being featured in Garden State. Quite "film schooly" as a personal opinion, and certainly something different to listen to. Great to depart from the mainstream "music" that is fed to us through basic-cable "music channels".
Hey, I think this Postal Service song would fit great over this scene Im cutting for Film Theroy.
by studentoffilm May 23, 2005
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postal

Postal has a number of uses. Normally just used as slang for "gone crazy" or can actually mean the act of going on a shooting spree. The term started after several postal employees went on shooting sprees.

Years after the term was no longer popular a company called "Running with scissors" made an EXTREMELY AWFUL pc game called "postal" which simply featured level after level of badly simpulated shooting sprees across a number of venues such as marching bands, gas stations, military bases, etc... Despite the fact that, had things been left well enough alone, nobody would have ever known this game existed a numvber of events happened to make this game 10 times more popular(but no less awful). First the U.S. Postal Service tried to sue the company over use of the name and failed quite horribly when it was proven that nowhere in the game was there even so much as a single refrence to any actual postal workers. Later, after the coulmbine shootings, Senator Liberman and a group of lazy parents tried to blame increased violence among children on the Video Game industry and Postal got even more free publicity when it was used as an example of violence in games.

What the US Postal Service, Senator Liberman and the fat lazy parents who hate video games failed to realise that their efforts only served to make Postal 10 times as popular as it otherwise ever would have been and nobody who ever actually played the game enjoyed it or tried to emulate it in any way.
Today video games are 10 times as violent and real than Postal ever was and gamers all over the earth hate Senator Liberman. However, anyone who claims to have seen me hanging around outside his house planning to go postal on his ass is nothing but a filthy rotten liar!
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Pasta Rocket

The Italian sportbikes, derived from rice rocket. Makes include:
-Ducati
-Moto Guzzi
-MV Agusta
-Benelli
-But not Vespa....
Man that new Benelli is one fine pasta rocket.
by Jaydog vonSnozen the 4th January 14, 2004
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licking your postage stamp

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006
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Pastafareinism

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism
Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.
by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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