poofaint

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

Poafa

Poafa is a large mammal from the East of Ireland. Ranging from minimal amounts of hair to Chew Bacca look alikes, this creature is highly dangerous and will attack. It's easily calmed with chocolate products.

They make loveable pets.

"OH GOD IT'S AN ANGRY POAFA! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE!!"

by Dr. Bexicus October 29, 2009

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014

Perfank

Perfect plank

Can u perfank on that wall

by 365 March 10, 2015

Porange

When something (liquid, rocks, gravel, dirt, etc.) starts pouring into another object (pit, bowl, pool, etc.)

(Also a word created to rhyme with orange)

Person 1: Omg that pit on 3rd street had some major porange beacuse of that huge flood
Person 2: I know right!!

by urbandictionarier123 June 1, 2017

porca madio

It's an insult that links God (Dio) ti Virgin Mary (Madonna)
The Word is the Union between Madonna and Dio (Ma+Dio)
It's used when Italians are very angry, Its origin is located in Valtellina, North Italy

Porca madio se faceva schifo questa pasta!
Porca madio that pasta was disgusting!

by Andrix April 7, 2017