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Porous Walrus

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!
by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009
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Porcupenis

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
by slanted April 23, 2011
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percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.
Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.
by EG Jones March 6, 2014
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Percussionist

The buff guys whomst job is to stand in the back of the room moistening the panties of the rest of the band. This is of course when they aren't sleeping or watching Netflix behind the bass drum. Mr fitz is noticebly biased against him because he isn't mentally capable of understanding the ways of the double stroke roll like the superior percussionists are.
Fitz: it's "drag, drag, drag flam flam"
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again
by CatastropheCSGO April 26, 2017
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Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass
Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap
by Franderson March 18, 2017
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You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT
by Zelda_. April 15, 2020
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The Salty Porcupine

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.
Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...
by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005
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