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Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.
Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself
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popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.
Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.
by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 21, 2010
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popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.
"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."
by PMorty February 18, 2018
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popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).
Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.
by Wise Administrator September 30, 2017
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J. Popcorn

Seems gay but is homophobic
by Criminal minds addict June 11, 2021
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Popcorn Axis

When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.
Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.
by popcornaxischick December 23, 2022
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popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
by Bella Bride August 1, 2016
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