pooputting

When one is constantly telling lies and does not do what they initially said they were going to do.

Jay always say he gone scoop me, but he stay pooputting.

by Ptoogreat March 4, 2018

poobumitus

This disease is caused by the collection of parasites feasting on the rich blood of Vampire bats. Human hair mimics the apperance and perfect habitat of the bat's warm and fluffy coat, so when around these bats becareful for human hair is the perfect nesting sight for this parasite.

Symptoms include: Itchy ring, sticky bum cheeks, constant diarrhoea and constant vomiting.

However the cure is to eat a mix of dock leaves spiced with apple seeds.

Jake was n't careful about the vampire bats and unfortunately was diagnosed with poobumitus

by Dr. Kylilous March 30, 2018

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

POOPUS

ITS A BRET!!! 😂

Hes a poopus

by PnWMermaid September 19, 2019

Poonunciation

The various distinguished sounds made by the anus while pooping.

The poonunciations we heard from the restaurant bathroom were particularly disturbing

by Udaris January 22, 2020

Poomsu

A fat man that is in a position where he is taking up a 5 person couch up by himself.

Joe, stop taking up the whole couch, your being a poomsu

by Depression tree March 31, 2020

Poopurgey

The anal evacuation that needs to occur post food coma

I have eaten so much food that I can feel the poopurgey coming on

by Amcam July 18, 2020