Udaris's definitions

Poonunciation

The various distinguished sounds made by the anus while pooping.

The poonunciations we heard from the restaurant bathroom were particularly disturbing

by Udaris January 22, 2020

Establishmentarianist

1. Someone who predetermines their support for career politicians running for office.
2. Someone who believes that entrenched public officials are there to serve the people instead of their own interests.
3. Someone who believes in BIG GOVERNMENT.

Only an establishmentarianist would continue to vote for expanding small business regulations.

by Udaris November 2, 2020