poontang

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poontang

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

by chris, R February 18, 2008

poonani

Rotten/spoiled female genitalia

I am not going near her poonani!!!

by numbah 1 July 18, 2008

Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Poontang

Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!

Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!

I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004