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Poof

A style of hairdo popular with women circa 2008/2009. Often seen in high fashion; imitated by many, pulled off by few.
"I invented the frickin' poof."
-Snookie, aka Nicole Polizzi, from Mtv's Jersey Shore
by plzblv January 7, 2010
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poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009
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Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.
"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."
by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012
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backdoor poof

A homosexual who enjoys getting pumped in the ass.They will sleep with any male of any species and often have little boy fetishes.They participate in jailhouse interracial gangbangs.
Josh stop hanging out with kane ya backdoor poof.
by Jaseizzle off the hizzle October 30, 2006
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finger poof

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.
John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.
by newcastel high June 28, 2007
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poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
by Joetron September 6, 2009
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Poodar

How good your aim is whilst pooing.
Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.
by Shiz'nit definitions December 31, 2008
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