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Beaver Poison

Commonly used to describe a man who is riddled with STDs. Technically defined as a lethally poisonous herbaceous plant (Conium maculatum) of the family Umbelliferae (parsley family).
Don't go out with Chad, he's beaver poison.
by Princess Clara January 12, 2005
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ponsoir

an effeminate gentleman with a penchant for poetry, flowers and frequently the love of another man.
Jamie Solomon is such a ponsior, he loves to charm the underpants of young buccaneerswhilst punting on the river.
by rasko October 3, 2003
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poisoned pete

a penis with a viral infection, or a drunk person who sleeps
with an infected partner and thus gains a bloated and swelling pustuled dink
"Oh man that guy's bound to have a poisoned pete, he slept with half the vfx crew, and the operations manager!"
by David Singer October 31, 2006
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Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014
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Pretty poison

A girl who is plain out bad news. She uses you.
we "fell in love" and then she killed her mother and blamed it on me, I guess she's my pretty poison
by flubber July 4, 2016
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peter poisoning

she has peter poisoning
by garry April 5, 2004
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Polson

Is a sex god and a girl called shelby joanne davis loves him.
Hell yer man hes fit, yer thats polson
by Polson February 4, 2008
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