Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.

Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.

by utopiajoe November 12, 2007

Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 21, 2007

hokey pokey

When you're doing a girl doggy style and she turns around for the finishing move. She turns herself around, and that's what it's all about.

I was bangin' this nussy doggy style, and she did the hokey pokey.

by DUKEST3R February 17, 2007

poder

a retarded person that must wear a helmet to function

hey look, it's the poder bus!

by Rachel Manwhore September 1, 2008