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Zoe Plan

Noun
A preposterous plan doomed from the start. Often used when referring to an attempt at dating your crush.
Trying to date Jessica was a real Zoe Plan.
by Tygfty February 18, 2020
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Liam's Three Step Plan

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.
I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!
by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014
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back up plan

Haplessly taken for granted just because it’s not “exciting enough” or it’s “too good”. A plan that will only be referred to when all else fails. When you become a back up plan you should
figure out a way to hit them hard with the realization that you won’t always be there for them to walk all over you when they have no one else to go to; that you’ve got your own plans too. Otherwise, you my friend, will forever remain stuck in that phase.
Checkout doormat
Person #1 : Hey bro so what’s our plans tonight?
Person #2 : Who said “we” had plans? Check back with me in an hour or two.
Person #1 : What, so now I’m a back up plan?
by lufituaed.bnim December 1, 2017
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jake placed

To be put in a position of complete and utter fuckerdness by the incompetency of another.
Most commonly a tweaker habit.
Damn tweaker scum stole Kristi's shit! Ben's gonna be pissed, that's the second time this week she got jake placed!
by benhookiscool December 16, 2014
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Plastic Beach

A large island in the middle of the sea, at the furthest point from and land on Earth. This island is constructed from all debris that the world has cast away, a record of all man's history on earth, since that fateful day thousands of years ago when a Neanderthal cast that first crisp packet into the sea. The Republic of Plastic Beach as a governed nation was founded by Murdoc Niccals, Bassist of 'Gorillaz' Whilst Scouring the oceans with a helicopter from their 'El Mañana' Video. He promptly brought singer 2D, and his own creation, a cyborg Noodle, constructed from bits of Noodle's skin, DNA and a drumming machine, to the island whilst drummer Russel Hobbs swam toward the island under his own power. As the founder of Plastic Beach, Murdoc made himself the sole overlord of the island.

Some of the contents of the island are;
bits of planes, broken ships, dinosaur bones, telephone boxes, half a chariot, a couple of Viking boats, a bit of an old Sinclair C5, the ruins of the Great Library of Alexandria, the wreckage of the Hindenburg, some old N.A.S.A Space rockets, a Sphinx, some spears, bits of the Titanic, an unexploded bomb jammed into the ground, broken bottles, old tyres, electrical cack and all manner of dumped and damaged goods are held together by the thick sticky gloop of jettisoned tar and oil slick from a million untold disasters.

Otherwise known as Point Nemo, The Pacific pole of inaccessibility, The Republic of Plastic Beach.
Fisherman 1: Hey! Was that the drummer from Gorillaz?
Fisherman 2: Russel Hobbs?
Fisherman 1: Where do you think he was heading?
Fisherman 2: Oh, just in the general direction of Plastic Beach
by joed293 May 25, 2010
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plamegate

Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater.
Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.

(alternate name: Plamegate)
by RSD September 6, 2008
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Playtime

A term used in the ddlg community by the littles meaning sex.
Little: i want playtime (little word for sex)

Caregiver: okay little one, go get undressed
by Littlekittenprincess October 1, 2017
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