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Before Picture 

This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.
I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.
Before Picture by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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facebook picture 

The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
facebook picture by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010

Hang A Picture 

A polite and discreet excuse used by someone leaving a group event to engage in sexual intercourse.
I’m sorry that I have to leave so early, but I really need to head home to help my roommate hang a picture.
Hang A Picture by I’m Humerus September 5, 2018

Anime Profile Picture 

Probably a pedofile, racist, sexiest , alt righter, incel,
Sane person: hentai is still pedofila because it depicts drawings of children having sex

Anime profile picture : nO ItS NaWt

Sane person: it's always those god damn Anime profile pictures

Scariest Picture on the Internet

I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.
Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.

birthday profile picture 

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."
Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!