petty boot 

When an Admin or Mod of a Facebook group boots, bans, or blocks a member over a disagreement or petty reason.

"I haven't seen Sam active in the group lately. Hope everything is good." "Oh, Tori petty booted Sam last week because she posted something political on her profile she didn't agree with."

petty boot by PredsHockey98 June 10, 2017

Petty Fag 

They are the coolest person. They are quite literally the 😎 emoji.

Hey do you know petty fag?

Oh yeah it’s that really cool person right?

Petty Fag by Iamsupernice1234567890 July 11, 2021

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

Petty Man Child by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

petty clamouring by kieran April 22, 2005

petty coo 

A smooth mispronunciation of pretty cool.

Johny, "Those new shoes are petty coo."
Shakira, "wow, you're smooth, lets have sex."

petty coo by Andrew Cieghech October 19, 2007

petty-face 

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.

Damn girl, your boyfriend got a petty-face.

petty-face by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010

Petty Poetry 

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

Petty Poetry by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010