perper

n. one who derps on purpose; a purposeful derper; one who cultivates derping to get out of responsibilities; a form of trolling...

1) Claim you have "no kitchen skills, and clumsiness" to get out of helping with dinner.
2) asking for help with BASIC and obvious life choices
3) ex.

Gabe: "if I want to add something to Urbandictionary, do I click on the "add" tab?"

Missy: "you are such a perper. you are perping. that is so f***ing obvious!!!"

Gabe: "so?"

by Yodelette June 7, 2011

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

perpendiculous

The state of not being able to snap to a perpendicular line in CAD software when you know it should.

Hey, this lines perpendiculous - it wont snap.

by xybercideon November 23, 2004

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

Perpetual Motion

An incredibly tiring drill for the sport of water polo, in which at no time does a player stop moving in the water (hence the name: perpetual motion). Perpetual Motion, though tiring, can be quite fun if there are a large amount of players. However, without enough people, the players tend to be too exhausted to enjoy themselves, even if getting an extreme workout. At first, Perpetual Motion, also called "Perpet." (per-petch), is a confusing drill to learn, with players swimming all around to different parts of the pool and polo balls being thrown at both nets. Once the drill is learned, it is easy enough to follow though.

Person: Hey! Want to hang out?
Water Polo Player: I'm too tired, I'm gonna go sleep. We did perpetual motion for half of polo practice today.

by elessi11 August 6, 2008

pervent

a percent pervert

man 1: hey its 69 finally!

man 2: eww nasty

man 1: no my music download is finally at 69%. you pervent

by jonathan92c October 28, 2008

2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009