Hamel-Peritz Syndrome

A condition experienced when heat and humidity cause one’s balls to become stuck to their leg.

Damn, I’ve got a bad case of Hamel-Peritz Syndrome right now.

by xrich August 24, 2023

Tobias Perkins

A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk

I got molested by a tobias perkins

by Gyatman October 19, 2023

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

food permit

a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.

jason was such a danger to food, he had to get a food permit.

by Phil Elverum February 11, 2025

James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.

“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”

by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025

Sye Perkins

Sye Perkins is a well known scamp and con artist from jayville on the pike. He is also the inventor of the “Circus Peanut” which can be bought at any Sye Perkins locations including, Sye Perkins Tent of Oddities, Sye Perkins Mediocre Circus, Sye Perkins Museum, or Sye Perkins Freak Show.

I do love Sye Perkins but his circus peanuts are the worst candy I’ve ever tasted!

by anonymous September 6, 2025

Caked Up with no Permit

When an individuals posterior is so thick and developed it is no longer proportional to the leg muscles drawing extra attention to their assets. The legs being the permit to be so dummy thicc back there.

He's a Twink but he's also caked up with no permit.

by Peanut_Buttercup September 19, 2023