Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

pendleton hights middle school

trash ass school with wanna be black kids. horrible football team. racist ass teachers. horrible students.

pendleton hights middle school is so bad!

by dummmbbbb November 9, 2019

penile annihilation

v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

by StrixxorNQ October 7, 2022

penile

what are you?

look at yourself! THATS WHAT A PENILE Is...word?

by You_Fking_Wish. January 17, 2004

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

penultimator

I read about this once...some future-past, past-present-old thing from this scifi book. Sort of a "mythos" deal. Something about a quantato? I don't know. Quote is from a book report on the deal I wrote as a kid.

And then the man used a machine. It made the potato angry, which hurt the bad men and the machine was caled (sic) a "penultimator". I don't think it was good though.

by I. Lohmax June 2, 2005

Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.

I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!

by Reguiba November 5, 2010