wheeling park high school

a fucking awful school where teachers and staff don't give a shit about you and don't help you. it's filled with fake ass people, fake ass friends, people that will try fighting you left and right, guys that will use you, girls that will be sooooo mean to you, and teachers that will hit on you. rumors will also start about you and be spread by teachers staff and students. you will at least find one person that will stick with you tho. FUCK WHEELING PARK

Everyone at wheeling park high school, go fuck yourself.

by fsbyiswaigrr June 21, 2019

Shark Park

A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.

Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012

dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Parkey

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

by pmong January 6, 2019

Park avenue manicure

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020