cartridge licker

Nintendo game cartridges are supposed to taste bad but there’s that weird kid who likes it.

Cartridge lickers are like the nerdy version of a paste-eater. They’re social outcasts like a nerd and like nerdy things, but they aren’t very bright and usually pretty weird.

I bet you like licking cartridges, cartridge licker.

by Arrrrg, Zombies! March 28, 2024

anal cartridge

is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom.

I'll help you put your anal cartridge in your ass. =D

by ILL BONE UR MOM October 17, 2008

Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.

"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."

by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015

thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge

Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.

by Jaydubsuperstar June 16, 2016

Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018