Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

by trudaddy January 5, 2015

pastaback

Slang term for Italian-American person

Fuckin' pastabacks all over New York, with their mafia and shit.

by theknockingbeetle June 13, 2017

pasta sauce

Dishing out the juicy goss pasta sauce is something one does with a pal when a hoe needs to be real

Person1: Did you see Jenifer? She be a hoe
Person2: Damn Janet you be dishing out that juicy goss pasta sauce

by Big Pasta Dad September 7, 2017

pastaloona

pastaloona is a really swaggy tiktok fp 😎

I am moots with pastaloona asf😜

by hwasas_ramyun December 25, 2020

Green Pasta

Marijuana. That sensational plant that heightens your senses and makes everything better.

"Yo, we need to get more of that green pasta, I'm all out."

by Don Keedix69 February 22, 2010

Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!

"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."

by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016

eat my pasta

To perform oral sex on a girl.

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?

by Pope sensi November 25, 2007