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Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.
Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD
by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011
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paradontax

Paradontax is a toothpaste used by only the pussiest of men. It is known to help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and anal fissures. If one is found to be a user of paradontax, they will forever be avoided by members of the opposite sex
That pussy uses paradontax
by Expooooooooooosed May 19, 2019
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Paron

An ugly as mother fucker, who deserves to die. His family does not love them either does his friends, he usually does bad in school and is very skinny yet short, how ever Paron's can sometimes be nice only when given money and they will either follow or (fuck) for money.
I met a Paron yesterday, he was sure ugly.
by Professor Urdan June 18, 2020
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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
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Pardo

When you haven't smashed a chick after dating for a long time; male cherry
"You've been dating that chick for 4 months. You pop your Pardo yet?
by Big Pedro October 8, 2016
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dolly parton

Golfing lingo. Refers to a putt on a hilly green.
I lost ten bucks when Carl sank that impossible dolly parton on the fifteenth green.
by Big Jeff January 7, 2006
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pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018
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