Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009

parand

a female with a large rear end; a girl whose booty protrudes enormously posteriorly.

"homie G, did you see the parand on that chick? I'd smash.

by xiphoid process November 29, 2007

Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

by Ben November 29, 2005

PARANOiA

A 180-BPM song found on Dance Dance Revolution 1st Mix. It was remixed _17_ times. Remixes I know of include:
PARANOiA Rebirth
PARANOiA Evolution
PARANOiA KCET Clean Mix
PARANOiA Eternal
PARANOiA MAX (Dirty Mix)
PARANOiA Funky Bleep Mix
PARANOiA Jazzy Groove Mix
PARANOiA Survivor
PARANOiA Survivor MAX
PARANOiA Respect (the newest one, it's from DDR Party Mix or whatever the newest PS2 one is)

What retard remixed this song AGAIN?!

by Zer0Kataru December 20, 2003

Paranoy

noun. A person who is paranoid. Someone who, unjustifiably projects the thoughts of others onto themselves in a negative manner.

Oh, don't worry about it. It wasn't something you did, Kevin P. is just a paranoy.

by M_dubble October 22, 2010

Paranoyance

1) Being annoyed that some one is out to get you.
2) Being paranoid about haters.
3) Having clairvoyance about some one being annoyed and knowing they are coming for you.

The private detective had a keen sense of paranoyance when it came to adultery cases.

by RSJ2009 September 24, 2009

Paranerd

An overly zealous Paramore fan.

He knows every word to every Paramore song. He's such a paranerd

by spacecowboi July 28, 2010