crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 17, 2005

paka!

An exclamation very near to the word fuck. It is used when expiriencing pain, happiness, anger, exitment etc.

"PAKA!!!!" a student screamed in the middle of class. The teacher turned around wondering who distrupted his lesson...

by Israeli Cat May 4, 2005

paklet

a miniature or tiny/young individual of pakistani descent, often confused with indians, muslims, and most of the general population in the middle east. Grow to become larger pakis who answer most of your technical support phonelines.

"My paklet child will not attend university, he will become an entrepreneur in innovative tech support. If only he could master the English language."

by italbigmouth July 24, 2010

Pakara

When someone/thing references as a snapping turtle and stares at you from across the room

why is that "Pakara" looking at me?

by tezzallolfaggt June 9, 2017

pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007

Palace of Wisdom

A website originally created by a group of wrestling fans which has since grown into a multi-national group dedicated to Entertainment, Games, Toys, Wrestling, Tech and also has a Podcast network, ThePalaceOfWisdom.co.uk

Did you read that review on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'?

The latest podcast is available on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'

by TPOWUK June 9, 2016