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pakistani military victories

This is in response to the guy taht is blasting India(especially Hindus). I am a Muslim, but whni i am talking to a Pakistani, i am an Indian. I wish Pakistan would not associate Indian muslims with Pakistan. It seems to think that all Muslims hate India and want to help Pakistan in its pathetic attempts to atack India. The gujurat riots happened and they are now over. The things that happened in the riots were caused by a few religious extremists. These extremists were both Hindu and Muslim. Both Hindus and Muslims slaughtered each other. Overall, the riots happened because corrupt politicians spread rumors about both sides around te state.

First of all, all Hindus are not anti-Muslim zealots. Only a few are. Hinduism is one of the most tolerant religions in the world.

Second of all, there are extremists in all religions including Islam.

Pakistan is a hotbead of Islamic extremism.

Pakistan has never won anything against the Indian army(which is actually one of the most powerful in the world and is also the second largest in the world).

Both Kashmir and Pakistan were orignally part of India no matter what these extremist bastards says. Some Pakistanis claim that they have no relation to Indians, but they are exactly the same.

India will eventually take back Pakistan when Bush decides to send his troops to Pakistan. He will definately do this. Pakistan feels special right now because America is helping it, but it seems to forget that America was bestfriend with Saddam Hussain and Bin Laden at one point. Pakistan is next, after Iraq and Afghanistan are finished. If Pakistan decides to attack India again, it will be wiped off the face of the earth.
by Hindustani Muslim February 8, 2005
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Paki Chan

A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
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The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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pakistan

A country like 189 other countries in on our planet.
-Contains human beings (including those who get hurt by very offending comments on this and some other sites)

Pakistan:
-Has people
-Has good and evil
-Is loved and hated
person a: Hey...where are you from?
person b: Pakistan
person c: oh ok.
by RS Player May 1, 2005
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paired

this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.
person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!
by trixstar March 14, 2009
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dirty paki

Bob: ‘who’s that homeless guy over there
Dave: ‘Ahh that’s just a Dirty Paki’
by xxRETROxx October 8, 2017
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Pakistani Haircut

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.
"Yo John I gave your mom a nice Pakistani Haircut last night"
John says "Fuck You"
by AtheistFTW April 29, 2010
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