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A.M.P.M

Another Man's Penile Matter

You know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.
So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
by Crunchyness June 20, 2007
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PMS

Period mood swings. It is baically when a girl is on her monthly and she is going through a period of time where her emotions are jyst getting the best of her.
Why is she on the floor in a ball crying?
She is going through PMS.
by memyselandi November 21, 2016
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PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.
My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!
by Bob October 12, 2004
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Pmuch

Simple contraction of "pretty much" that when used properly, makes for a comical and surprising response to an appropriate statement.
Kid: "Dude, you're really cool!"

Conceited kid: "Pmuch."
by lol1245807 June 19, 2010
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PMSimistic

A mood, common among females, describing bleak and angry views on the world. This is most often associated with that certain time a month, or just with someone (male or female) who is being a bitch.
Synonym- Pissimistic (someone who is always really Pissed Off)
"Excuse me miss, would you donate to dying children in Africa?"
"Go fuck yourself. They'll die anyway, so what's the point?"
"Well you can save them, you PMSimistic bitch!"
by Kawaiisquid April 2, 2009
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PMPMS

Post-Menopausal-Premenstrual-Syndrome
Used when a menopausal woman is PMSing.

The periods may be gone but the PMS is still there.
"I hate that Mrs. Macnamara, shes always PMPMSing about her stupid grandkid"

A:" Gosh I thought that crazy geezer women don't PMS any more since they don't have the M.

B:" Nah man, after menopause they got this other thing called PMPMS, it never ends, man."
by Smartassyasshole March 23, 2011
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PMS Endcap

The endcap at Trader Joe's next to the checkout stand. This endcap contains every bit of chocolate yum-yum that someone experiencing PMS would ever want to nibble on.
I need to grab a bag of salted, chocolate caramels from the PMS endcap before I kill someone!
by anaginghipster January 15, 2013
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