Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

Plundering Her Treasures

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

plunderfuck

(verb)
Having sex with someone for the sole purpose of stealing from them (e.g. money, drugs, movies, food, etc.)

We slept together then after the show I never heard from her again, she totally plunderfucked me out of the ticket I should have given you.

by Beaudacious11 October 25, 2016

Plungerbrusher

A crap taken that is so nasty that it requires a plunger and brush for cleanup.

After enchiladas last night I blasted out a plungerbrusher in the toilet.

by bobatoni October 15, 2016

Plunger

When a man masturbates while taking a shit on the toilet

I walked into the bathroom this morning and was alarmed by my roommate giving himself a plunger

by hungstudess6969 April 18, 2019

PlungerBoi

When you take a bit of a too big shit that clogs your toilet. All of the toilet paper gets stuck and you do not know what to do. The toilet begins to over flow. Of course you do not use your arms. This is where PlungerBoi comes in. You grab him and put him in the toilet water to the bottom hole where it is stuck. The PlungerBoi will suction the toilet paper and poo that was doing the dirty. Once done, reflush the toilet and you are as good as new!

Man: *Takes a too big shit*
Toilet: *Over flows*
Man: *Has a panic attack*
PlungerBoi: No worries, I am here to rescue!
Man: Oh thank god!
Man: *Shoves him in*
PlungerBoi: *Does his thing*
Man: Yay! All done!

by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"

by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009