parsia

The rightful prince of Persia, the great dragonking and the one and only handsome motherfucker with an 11 inch dick.

im sorry that i cant stand and greet you but I spent last night with the Royal HighnessParsia and have become crippled.

by Professor Darabi December 1, 2016

parslay

When you parley your date / hangout into sex.

I parleyed my way to the sex. I parslayed!

by busterbaxter December 14, 2016

Parsnip

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

by Dennis the dickhead May 17, 2018

Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

Parshantveer

Parshantveer

Parshantveer, a strong protective figure to destroy enemies. He'll fight off warriors and go to hell and back for you. Hes muscular and funny. Hes a good person to look up to. HE WILL FUCKING DESTROY FELOPATEER

Parshantveer is here... hide felo, hide.

by GURU N4N4K January 9, 2019

Parsneezi

When you feel like you are about to sneeze but you never fully sneeze

Guy1: ah-ahah
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: thank you but it was just a parsneezi

by Big Dom C July 24, 2019

Parscale

Parscale (verb): to promise something and then embarrassingly fail to deliver.

As in:

“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”

“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”

by Neurotypicant June 23, 2020