Pianolin

A term used to describe music involving only the piano and violin.

1. Damn, that's some good Pianolin.
2.

Brian: What are you listening to?
Steve: Just this excellent new Pianolin album.
Brian: Like Classical?
Steve: ...not... really.

by Oshawho March 29, 2013

Pianojacked

To take or attempt to take control of a piano from another person by use of force, intimidation or sweet talk. Can also apply to more general unauthorized use of a piano situated in some venue or public space.

The musical performer got pianojacked while taking a short break in his performance at a park in San Francisco.

by Gaijinman April 17, 2017

Piano

The type of instrument that will get you laid.

Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?

by TacticalBacon64 July 28, 2017

Piano Palms

When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.

"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine

by 10,000VoltGhost August 25, 2018

Piano toes

Really long and thin toes that look like fingers

Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes

by Addy4lyf April 28, 2019

Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

pianotic

noun: pianotic; plural noun: pianotics

A mythical creature or real person which has been diagnosed with or shows symptoms of habitual spasmodic contraction of the muscles, most often the face and uses the piano or plays the piano, especially as a hobby, professionally, or is pianotically incorrigible.

“Billy, you are your father’s only son and he was diagnosed as a satisfactory but not especially good pianotic. With training, his natural aptitude will likely remain within the bounds of current abilities, less than or equal to his best prod at creation. You are not up to par Billy, you are not of the excellent pianotics. don’t prod at creation Billy.. please Billy, *thwip-mmh-mmh-stop-breathing*."

"Unicorns or pianoticorns are historically dexterous pianotics of Brobdingnagian proportions, by fair means or foul, in the absence of fingers they convey mellifluous, musical compositions of pure sublimity pressing their pride on to a location on the surface of the piano mechanics, one perfect note at a time."

"I'm connected to this pianotic on the currently most popular social media platform and hen plays the piano and has a lot of tics but hen just shakes off the tics so at least hen has that going for hen."

"I'm a proud pianotic.”

by pj4kkur August 12, 2019