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noun: pianotic; plural noun: pianotics

A mythical creature or real person which has been diagnosed with or shows symptoms of habitual spasmodic contraction of the muscles, most often the face and uses the piano or plays the piano, especially as a hobby, professionally, or is pianotically incorrigible.
Billy, you are your father’s only son and he was diagnosed as a satisfactory but not especially good pianotic. With training, his natural aptitude will likely remain within the bounds of current abilities, less than or equal to his best prod at creation. You are not up to par Billy, you are not of the excellent pianotics. don’t prod at creation Billy.. please Billy, *thwip-mmh-mmh-stop-breathing*."

"Unicorns or pianoticorns are historically dexterous pianotics of Brobdingnagian proportions, by fair means or foul, in the absence of fingers they convey mellifluous, musical compositions of pure sublimity pressing their pride on to a location on the surface of the piano mechanics, one perfect note at a time."

"I'm connected to this pianotic on the currently most popular social media platform and hen plays the piano and has a lot of tics but hen just shakes off the tics so at least hen has that going for hen."

"I'm a proud pianotic.”
pianotic by pj4kkur August 12, 2019
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pianotical 

when someone has great talent in piano
I am jealous of Gigi's pianotical skills.
pianotical by icherishme November 27, 2021
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Pianokick 

A piano kick is when your ex kicks you out of the house for tapping your penis on the keys and asks you to leave but you only leave because your the ex but everyone else was doing it
Felix was playing the piano and got kicked out of the house and got a pianokick out the house

pianokick 

Pianokick Is A Roblox Character Which Loves Da Hood And Has Discord
pianokick plays roblox!
pianokick by pianokick November 24, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026