Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese

I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.

by GJakLang84 January 30, 2009

penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

condom

OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

Penis Pad

When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.

When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.

by bigdogshlo69 January 10, 2012

penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

Penis Boppy

The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.

I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.

by MaryMary90 February 3, 2014

Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.

"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."

by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019