pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

pink pencil

A dog's penis

Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.

by Rover April 28, 2004

load your pencil

Refill your beverage. It's the tacky, euphemistic way to ask a girl if you can get her a drink.

He saw the cute blonde had an empty glass so he winked and asked, "Hey babe, can I load your pencil?"

by PixieOfDoom July 28, 2006

pencil neck

A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.

You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pencilist

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

by Pencilholder September 2, 2011