organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

organic vibrator

When a man farts with his penis inside of a vagina to simulate the vibration of a woman's vibrator.

Becky's rabbit wasn't charged so Sean ate Mexican for dinner and gave her the organic vibrator during sex.

by Cweb39 August 22, 2017

Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.

'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'

by Lynboi October 11, 2015

organic compounds

Compounds that contain carbon and hydrogen

Examples of organic compounds include sugars, lipids, proteins and nucleic acids.

by bluestinger66 November 8, 2022

Ice Organic

To describe dumbass people on the internet and to describe stupidity in general.
btw me and my friend made this joke bc of a fall guys username lmao

Person 1: lmao look at that dumbass over there- *someone being a bot*
Person 2: hah, ice organic

by R :] September 18, 2022

organic fleshlight

An actual vagina

Got me an organic fleshlight last night

by ExpectNeo April 13, 2019