Optimist

N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.

I really am trying to be an Optimist

by ink24 October 10, 2008

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

optimist goth

Someone who dress's in a Gothic fashion, but looks on the brighter side of things.

goth kid: I hate the fucking caff food* under his breath
optimist goth : sigh* at least its cheap

by Mr.Vallo March 3, 2011

optional fact

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym

wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY

by wiki*dia May 19, 2013

Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

Optical Fibre

Often misspelled as Optical Fiber.

1. A thin, transparent and flexible fibre, made of glass or plastic; used for transmitting light.

1. Optical fibres are widely used in fibre-optic communications, which permits transmission over longer distances, and at higher bandwidths (data rates) than other forms of communication.

2. Optical fibres are also better than your standard conventional metal wires, because signals travel along them with less loss, and are also immune to electromagnetic interference.

by Joey Shimdt November 12, 2013

optimistic trio

A group of three people who have the potential to create a new, improved squad.

"I went out this weekend with Sarah and Todd, we're basically an optimistic trio"

by zero social skills November 26, 2015